TOMB RAIDER CHRONICLES
PRESS RELEASE
Copyright 2001 www.tombraiderchronicles.com
[ December 2nd 2001 ]
We have
recently discovered the danger of a possible mutiny
within the ranks of the tombraiderchronicles.com
robotic division that may jeopardise the future
integrity of our operations, specifically the
discovery of the website www.freegertie.com
Our staff,
be the solid, humanoid variety that continually
drive content into our site or the digital robots
that efficiently dance across the circuitry of
our servers during the twilight hours, receive
the highest possible treatment and a number of
benefits including free electricity and pension
plans. We have discovered that one of our robots,
Gertie, who spiders our web site each evening
recording a blueprint of our news headlines and
media rich content, appears to have initiated
a slanderous war against our organisation - motivated
by the callous influences of the Google Inktomi
Spider, with whom she’s been dating for some time
now.
The integrity
of tombraiderchronicles.com is at stake! A giant
in the Tomb Raider community faces potential ruin
should this episode erupt in the public eye. We
respectfully request a coalition between our peoples
to stamp out what could ignite an already flammable
situation. We thank you in advance for your co-operation
during this tension-thwart time.
tombraiderchronicles.com
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