LARA CROFT SCORES
SCI-FI SPOOF DEBUT
Copyright 2006 www.tombraiderchronicles.com
[ September 12th 2006 ]
video-game heroine Lara
Croft has made a hiliarious cameo debut in
an upcoming SCI-FI adventure spoof from Soda Jerk
and Sam Smith. The hour long narrative video has
been constructed from samples pirated from over
300 film and music sources.
Pirate II: Attack of the Astro Elvis Video Clone
is a sci-fi / biblical epic / action movie with
a subplot of troubled romance. It also stars Elvis
Presley, Moses, The Hulk, Monkey, Batman & Robin
and pop star Michael Jackson.
is 3001 and the ancient art of remix is being
oppressed by the evil tyrant Moses and his Copyright
Commandments. Meanwhile, in a secret base-camp
on the moon a team of Pixel Pirates plot to overthrow
Moses via their latest scientific discovery -
video cloning. Their plan: travel back to 1955,
abduct Elvis and bring him back to the future.
then clone Elvis and send the Video Clone back
to 2015 to assassinate Moses, altering the course
of VHS history. But first the Elvis Clone must
face-off against the Copyright Cops and every
action hero that MGM can throw his way.
advertising the September 25 silver-screen debut
have been released by the producers, numero uno
Jolie as Lara Croft. Follow the fetching orange
hyperlink to collect the spoils.