TOMB RAIDER IS THIRD TOP MAXIM TOILET
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[ August 15th 2006 ]

Maxim Online has compiled a list of top toilets as featured in video-games, and Eidos' Hitman Contracts and Lara Croft have wiped away the competition by scoring both sixth and third place respectively. We shit kid you not!

According to Maxim: "Proof that even Lara Croft must make a doody on occasion. Of course, her doodies come out smelling like oven-fresh éclairs and wrapped in pink bows. Unlike your doodies, which look like those melting Nazi heads from Raiders of the Lost Ark."

The Duke rules supreme in pole position. "Duke was the first game to dive headfirst into the murky, log-filled virtual septic tank. We were thrilled when we popped open stalls and found random aliens dropping a load of gravel."

Head on over to Maxim Online for a full run-down of top video-game toilets.