JOLIE'S WEATHER BELL COLLIDES WITH JEN
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[ January 10th 2005 ]

HMS HOLLYWOOD, the super-sized love boat owned by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, has officially floundered following rumours of a collision with an Angelina Jolie weather-bell. This week's announced break up comes amid rumours that the marriage was already falling apart over Aniston's decision to put off having children.

Speculation has been rife that Pitt had a relationship with his Mr & Mrs Smith co-star and former Lara Croft Angelina Jolie, according to an article on News 24, but the New York Post reported that Pitt, 41, wanted to start a family while Aniston didn't "want to endure the physical effects that giving birth will have on her sexy body".

The couple - who both have considerable stakes in a production company - are said to have parted amicably, ensuring their bankable brand names remain untarnished for future projects.