TOMB RAIDER
- THE GREATEST GAME EVER
Copyright 2004 www.tombraiderchronicles.com
[ December 13th 2004 ]
It
was the year Diana divorced Charles, scientists
suggested that a microscopic blob might prove
life on Mars and an English footballer blamed
his poor performance on a fake-posh lass with
a fixed, gormless expression and an impossibly
contorted body. So here we go, like one of those
'I remember watching TV in 1996' programs only
not hosted by a celebrity so low down the list
that they could commit mass infanticide in an
orphanage for beautiful children and still not
get a mention in Heat magazine, but by someone
actually informed.
It's
time to make you understand that Tomb Raider,
the game that The Prodigy blamed on the delay
of an album and the first to make the front page
of The Face, is the Best PlayStation Game Ever.
Trouble is, you're most probably thinking about
Lara Croft's tits.
Read
the full article on Total Games
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