TOMB RAIDER - THE GREATEST GAME EVER
[ 13 December 2004 ]
It was the year Diana divorced Charles, scientists suggested that a microscopic blob might prove life on Mars and an English footballer blamed his poor performance on a fake-posh lass with a fixed, gormless expression and an impossibly contorted body. So here we go, like one of those 'I remember watching TV in 1996' programs only not hosted by a celebrity so low down the list that they could commit mass infanticide in an orphanage for beautiful children and still not get a mention in Heat magazine, but by someone actually informed.
It's time to make you understand that Tomb Raider, the game that The Prodigy blamed on the delay of an album and the first to make the front page of The Face, is the Best PlayStation Game Ever. Trouble is, you're most probably thinking about Lara Croft's tits.