ANCIENT TREASURES
ARDENTLY RECOVERED
Copyright 2004 www.tombraiderchronicles.com
[ January 18th 2004 ]
Following
an arduous mosquito-ridden expedition deep into
the mysterious resonating heart of ancient Egypt,
Tomb Raider Chronicles has uncovered a series
of officially commissioned HQ Tomb Raider legacy
wallpapers for the PC and MAC from deep within
the dusty walls of the Tomb of Putin Baboon. Following
the successful excavation of said artefacts, our
team of hardened explorers expedited a hasty retreat
back to London, England and painstakingly attached
the treasures to the mighty Tomb Raider Chronicles,
diligent advocates of the Lara Croft phenomenon.
Tomb
Raider voyeurs are hereby invited to enter our
brand new TRiPLEX [Tomb Raider Image PLEX] and
download our priceless recovered artefacts. Word
via electronic wire has indicated further discoveries
of astronomical magnitude have been uncovered
and are presently cargo-bound for London.
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