SEQUEL DIALOGUE
LITTERED WITH CLICHES
Copyright 2003 www.taipeitimes.com
[ August 15th 2003 ]
The newest
float in the summer sequel parade belongs to Lara
Croft, the swashbuckling archaeologist and British
aristocrat who rose to digital stardom as the
protagonist of a pioneering video game. Lara Croft
Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life emerges as just
one more formulaic action film as the title character
bounces around the globe in a deadly treasure
hunt. The object of her search is nothing less
than the original Pandora's Box, which is revealed
to be some sort of intergalactic surprise package
that was once the source of all life on earth
but now contains the very essence of death and
evil.
That's
exactly the sort of weapon of mass destruction
that every conscientious dictator yearns for,
and the film's principal villain, a renegade biochemist
played with hammy elan by Ciaran Hinds, has assembled
a group of bidders who include Asian despots,
Serbian war criminals and inscrutable German businessmen.
Lara Croft's record on preserving important historical
sites ranks with that of the Taliban; the new
film finds her destroying both a long-lost Greek
temple and a Chinese emperor's tomb in her quest.
But she does cut a dashing figure in her silver
Spandex action suit. As filled out by the sculptural
beauty of Angelina Jolie, that silver suit seems
to lie at the center of the game's adolescent
appeal: it idealizes the female form while making
it completely inaccessible, a kind of full-body
chastity belt that both arouses and reassures.
Lara
does have a romantic interest in the new film:
an adventurer of dubious morals named Terry Sheridan,
played by the up-and-coming Scottish actor Gerard
Butler (who is to play the Phantom of the Opera
in Joel Schumacher's forthcoming film of the musical).
Lara reluctantly teams up with Terry, knowing
that only he has the skills and ruthlessness to
get the job done. But then there is the matter
of their five-month, not-quite-extinguished love
affair - unfinished business that is meant to
add an edge of tension to the proceedings but
mainly serves as the occasion to revive such time-honored
lines as "We're two of a kind, you and I."
As directed
by Jan De Bont, whose 1994 Speed helped define
the summer action blockbuster, Lara Croft lopes
from one action set-piece to the next without
developing any real rhythm or drive. Too many
of the stunts are too obviously digitally enhanced
to carry much sense of danger, though there is
one breathtaking moment when Lara and Terry (or
rather, their stunt doubles) jump from the top
of a Hong Kong office tower wearing what seem
to be scuba suits equipped with tiny wings. As
they sail out over the harbor, Lara Croft briefly
achieves the thrill and grandeur of genuine adventure.
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