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TOMB RAIDER IS
THIRD TOP MAXIM TOILET
Copyright 2006 www.tombraiderchronicles.com
[ August 15th 2006 ]
Maxim
Online has compiled a list of top toilets as featured
in video-games, and Eidos'
Hitman
Contracts and Lara
Croft have wiped away the competition by scoring
both sixth and third place respectively. We shit
kid you not!
According
to Maxim: "Proof that even Lara Croft must make
a doody on occasion. Of course, her doodies come
out smelling like oven-fresh éclairs and wrapped
in pink bows. Unlike your doodies, which look
like those melting Nazi heads from Raiders of
the Lost Ark."
The Duke
rules supreme in pole position. "Duke was the
first game to dive headfirst into the murky, log-filled
virtual septic tank. We were thrilled when we
popped open stalls and found random aliens dropping
a load of gravel."
Head
on over to Maxim
Online for a full run-down of top video-game
toilets.
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